Monday, February 23, 2009

Not Me Monday

Join in the fun with all of us "Wolverines" over at Mckmama's Blog. You won't regret it!!! Come on...what have you not done this week???

1. I did not take Jack's diaper off right before his bath thinking it only had pee in it to discover that there was in fact poo in it as well. Of course I had the baby wipes handy so there would be no reason that I would have to carry a naked poo butt baby across the room in order to get a baby wipe and I of course did not get poo on my arm because I thought I'll carry him facing me so if he pees he'll just pee on me and not everywhere else. That would be gross and that would so not happen to me because I'm prepared for everything!

2. I did not actually comment to husband on Tuesday night, "Why did you pick him up so fast? You should have gotten the camera!", when Owen fell off our bed and was doing a handstand. I am way more concerned with the safety of my child and not getting these types of incidents on camera.

3. I did not go on a shopping spree for yams and squash in order to make Jack baby food and end up over buying. I did not end up having 6 ice cube trays of yams and 4 ice cube trays of squash that would be crazy and a little obsessive.

4. After last weeks Not Me Monday post I did not start feeling so guilty over my dirty sheets that I ripped them off my bed that afternoon and tossed them into the washer to get them clean. I absolutely did not forget about them being in the washer until Thursday morning and I did not have to wash them again!

5. Yesterday Michael and I did not have to start implementing timeouts for Owen because he has entered the "I'll scream at you if I don't get what I want" phase. No way! My two year old is totally well behave and will required none of that!

6 comments:

Ohilda said...

Too funny! Especially wanting to take the picture. Sounds like something I definitely would NOT do. :)

Your kids are beautiful.

Kameron said...

I would have wanted to grab my camera too! Every time something funny or random happens, my hubby asks, "You're going to blog about this, aren't you?" Ha! :o)

MeganLaRue said...

I really enjoyed reading your Not Me's...

seriously? said...

You need to have your camera hanging around your neck at all times...you never know when you adorable little guys will be doing head stands. :)

Kristi said...

HI love the NOT ME's, I never have wipes in the bathroom either, I just yell until someone brings me some. My two year old just peed in the floor while I was changing him, fun. I would looked for the camera too.

♥B said...

Those are too funny!