Sunday, January 10, 2016

Kids Say The Darndest Things - 2014

Like I said in a previous post I thought it would be fun for me to go back and post about previous years that I've recorded the funny things the kids say or do. Here are the things I wrote down in 2014. 

February 2014

- I decided to introduce Zeke to the movie Cars. He was hooked! He kept pointing at the TV and saying, "Ca"! He will mimic me if I say, "McQueen", he'll say "Quee" and he'll also say, "Spee" to mimic me saying, "I am speed". Zeke wasn't even 2 years old at the time. 

- One night at dinner Zeke was being naughty by shaking his snack container over the side of his highchair getting crumbs all over the floor. Daddy took his container away and he started to cry. Daddy told him to stop. He held it together while in his highchair then when Daddy set him down he walked into the kitchen and promptly lost it and started crying his eyes out. 

March 2014

- One day after school Owen was playing his hunting game. Zeke walked up and stood next to him watching and then said, "Ah OH" when Owen "shot" an animal in the game. 

- One Saturday morning we were in the kitchen making breakfast when Zeke came in driving a car. He looked right at Daddy and said, "Mommy, Mommy...hahahaha!" 

- That same Saturday morning Ella was trying to organize the older boys to play with her. She was saying, "Ok guys!"....then Owen piped in and said, "We are not playing baby & mommy!" 

- I was planning Zeke's 2nd Birthday so I had images of Cars up on the computer. Zeke was standing on the chair in front of the computer saying, "Queen, Cars, Mayder!" Then he would clap his hands over his head. The best part was when he turned to me and said, "I wuv you!" 

- On the way home from MOPS Ella was having a meltdown about a conversation we were having about being a daughter. I was explaining how she is Ella, but she's also a daughter, a sister, a niece and a friend. Through tears she said, "I just want to be Ella!" 

August 2014

- Zeke grabbed the sass juice (white vinegar) bottle off the cabinet and said, "ju". I told him it was sass juice and I only used it when he talked sassy to me. I also told him it was yucky! He got louder and said, "JU!" So I squirted two sprays into his mouth and he said, "HEY!" 

September 2014

One day in the shower Zeke sneezed and said, "Bless a you me!" 

Zeke says some funny things. When he's thirsty he'll say, "water me" or when he wants you to pick him up he'll say, "I carry you!" 

October 2014

One day Zeke was driving his car and he noticed a picture of Daddy and me on our wedding day. He sounded all surprised and said, "That mommy....mommy girl!" 

Zeke started potty training on Thursday October 2nd.

December 2014

Zeke was taking a shower with me and I wrapped a wash cloth around his waist. He threw it off and said, "I not a princess!" 

One day Jack brought in the mail and a package for me. Later I asked Owen about it. I asked if they were out there when the mailman came. He said, "Yeah the mailman & the ups truck were both here!" 

I asked Zeke to go get his dinosaur jammies and he said, "No, I don't want my dinosaur chicken!" 

Ella had been given reindeer antlers that lite up. Jack wanted them really badly and Ella knew it. Jack was trying to be sneaky and take them when Ella say, "I've got my eyes on you!" 

Zeke was sitting on the counter watching me make Christmas goodies. I was telling him Jesus loved him and he said, "I want to hold him!" it's something he says to me all the time. He look right at me and smiled and said, "You..not God!" 

Just a few minutes later he's still watching me and I was opening up candles and he says, "I like those candies" and then he thinks and says, "I didn't eat my dinner!" 

On Christmas Eve we planned to have the kids open one present. Jackson was mentioning that to Ga-Ga and then he looked at me and points and says, "You better have a present for Ga-Ga or she's gonna spank your butt!" 

When Zeke gets shut out of a room he bangs on the door and says, "Open me door!"